Hilarity Clinton

Xabier, 19. I reblog anything that makes me laugh . I also enjoy taking long walks on the... fuck that ! I'd rather stay home.

artistiv:

"You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it."

RIP Robin Williams. I miss you already.

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the-hatred-machine:

kareshy:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

I don’t know where you get your sources but cats were not fucking “guardians of the underworld”; this movie is based on EGYPT, cats were common domestic pets by the time Egypt unified, and they were representations of the goddess Bastet, ex goddess of warfare (formerly asociated with a lioness ), post-unification protector goddess. Cats were guardians of houses because they embodied the representation of Bastet, the “EYE of Ra”, the one that tells ra whatever happens. If a cat saw an evil spirit, it would tell Ra, and Ra would smite down the fucker in an instant. Bastet was also feared by evil spirits because she was the only one to be able to harm the evil snake Apep and save Ra’s ass, so you bet someone that escaped Anubis’ judgement and Osiris’ preservation would do well to fear Bastet out of fear of being caught by said gods.
They were seen as this as well because they disposed of rats and snakes (perhaps an egyptian once saw a cat killing a snake and went "OH BAST JUST KILLED APEP" and that’s how the mythos started), so they were useful animals to keep as pets, revered, adored, mourned when they died, and if you killed one you received death penalty.

The only animal seen as a “guardian of the underworld” were jackals, because they embodied Anubis and were seen near tombs, but that’s because they entered said tombs to try and eat the corpses and the egyptians based their entire Anubis lore on them.

So yeah, if you were an evil emperor that escaped the process of the gods you once worshipped, unleashed curses around the world disrespecting your own pantheon, and you came across an avatar of the goddess of Warfare that could also call upon Ra to pulverize you with sunlight, and have your soul sundered by Osiris and weighted by Anubis to go to your rightful place as someone who perished AGES ago, you would shit on your pants as well.

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justthatonegirlnooneknows:

thereadysext:

strangelycharmed:

slurhater:

breatheoutatlantis:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

So there’s these two guys I know who always talk and when one talks, the other just crosses his arms then stares. In this picture, the one in the red is talking about trucks, which the one in the blue-gray wasn’t paying attention to. The one in red even asked the one in blue what his favorite truck is.
His response was, “yeah, same.”


Update: Guy in red got sad because a girl made fun of his drawing. Guy in the blue asked him this.

that is very cute

This is so absurdly creepy

yeah, seriously, can we stop taking pics of kids without their knowledge and posting them online without their consent????also this is fetishizing queer relationships and being creepy as fuck so yeah, please stop

hey hey hey i got permission.
this isnt fetishizing anything.
because guess what.
THEYRE FUCKING DATING.

A big ol’ cup of plot twist in here
And I ship it ♡

justthatonegirlnooneknows:

thereadysext:

strangelycharmed:

slurhater:

breatheoutatlantis:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

So there’s these two guys I know who always talk and when one talks, the other just crosses his arms then stares. In this picture, the one in the red is talking about trucks, which the one in the blue-gray wasn’t paying attention to. The one in red even asked the one in blue what his favorite truck is.

His response was, “yeah, same.”

Update: Guy in red got sad because a girl made fun of his drawing. Guy in the blue asked him this.

that is very cute

This is so absurdly creepy

yeah, seriously, can we stop taking pics of kids without their knowledge and posting them online without their consent????
also this is fetishizing queer relationships and being creepy as fuck so yeah, please stop

hey hey hey i got permission.

this isnt fetishizing anything.

because guess what.

THEYRE FUCKING DATING.

A big ol’ cup of plot twist in here

And I ship it ♡

(Source: racingbarakarts, via iamstill-paintingflowers-foryou)

myomy:

jetpack-johnny:

feduptoinfinity:

baguettethefuckout:

egalitarians-do-it-better:

galosengen:

egalitarians-do-it-better:

sugarplumelf:

southwestdaddy:

sugarplumelf:

southwestdaddy:

Those are so cute and sexy

fuck off i’m 16

Are you stupid? I said nothing at all about you, and my comment was very clearly specifically about the shorts. And if you made them, you could have simply said “Thank you” for the compliment on the shorts. If you didn’t make them, you should have kept your ignorant mouth shut.

shut the fuck up that is MY body and MY shorts i am a young girl and i will not tolerate inappropriate comments about me and my clothes. you’re a predator so leave me alone and never call me ignorant again or you’ll fucking wish you hadn’t.

And then people wonder why teenagers on the internet have a bad reputation. Specifically, entitled, bratty teenagers who think they’re a victim deserving of the utmost sympathy.
If you don’t want anybody commenting on your ass and/or your shorts, maybe you should…oh, I don’t fucking know, refrain from posting those kind of pictures on a public blogging site? That dude isn’t a predator, he just made a general comment about your shorts. This doesn’t necessarily mean he thinks *you’re* sexy. Why is this so hard to understand? I think lacy lingerie is sexy, but that doesn’t mean I’m attracted to the female models who wear it— the article of clothing itself is what I enjoy looking at.
Even if he was commenting on your body, your argument of “I’m 16 so you’re a predator!” is still very shitty. Your bio consists of “my names chloe” and includes links to your blog, ask box, and submit box. How the hell is anybody supposed to know how old you are until you specify?
Someone made a harmless comment and now some rabid assholes are doxxing him and threatening his children because you threw a fit then branded him a sexual predator. Great job.

shut the fuck up she’s 16 and when a 40+ year old man made a comment calling it sexy and she told him to not call her sexy because she’s underage, rather than withdrawing his comment and apologising he blamed her for him making a sexual comment on a photo showing off a pair of shorts. he got weird and defensive against her being uncomfortable about it when it’s his goddamn fault
why is it ok to you to defend a 40 year old man attacking a 16 year old girl for not accepting his sexual comment because it made her uncomfortable. it’s not ok. Stop.

He has every right to get defensive. By saying “fuck off i’m 16”, she’s heavily implying that he’s a pedophile who was calling an underage girl’s body sexy. She lashed out and insisted she wouldn’t tolerate any inappropriate comments on this picture. Of course he’s going to argue against this since he wasn’t talking about her body in the first place. It’s not a crime to think an article of clothing is sexy. I seriously doubt he’s getting offended at her being uncomfortable, he’s trying to defend the accusations being thrown at him. 
People are defending this man because he made a simple comment about some shorts and as a result, people are leaking his personal information and threatening his children because they think he’s a pedophile for saying shorts are sexy. In the same breath, these people are acting as if this girl is an innocent child who needs to be protected whilst claiming 16 year olds are mature enough to empower themselves by posting pictures of themselves online. Pick one or the other.

Guys, go to this man’s blog. He had to shut it down because his personal info was put out on the web and he received death threats. DEATH THREATS. For calling some short’s on a girl’s butt ‘sexy’.
This is why I really fucking hate tumblr.Fuck you all.

Also, she was apparently 21 but deleted as soon as her lie was found out.

why am i not even fucking surprised

All this over a pair of fucking shorts. JFC. 

myomy:

jetpack-johnny:

feduptoinfinity:

baguettethefuckout:

egalitarians-do-it-better:

galosengen:

egalitarians-do-it-better:

sugarplumelf:

southwestdaddy:

sugarplumelf:

southwestdaddy:

Those are so cute and sexy

fuck off i’m 16

Are you stupid? I said nothing at all about you, and my comment was very clearly specifically about the shorts. And if you made them, you could have simply said “Thank you” for the compliment on the shorts. If you didn’t make them, you should have kept your ignorant mouth shut.

shut the fuck up that is MY body and MY shorts i am a young girl and i will not tolerate inappropriate comments about me and my clothes. you’re a predator so leave me alone and never call me ignorant again or you’ll fucking wish you hadn’t.

And then people wonder why teenagers on the internet have a bad reputation. Specifically, entitled, bratty teenagers who think they’re a victim deserving of the utmost sympathy.

If you don’t want anybody commenting on your ass and/or your shorts, maybe you should…oh, I don’t fucking know, refrain from posting those kind of pictures on a public blogging site? That dude isn’t a predator, he just made a general comment about your shorts. This doesn’t necessarily mean he thinks *you’re* sexy. Why is this so hard to understand? I think lacy lingerie is sexy, but that doesn’t mean I’m attracted to the female models who wear it— the article of clothing itself is what I enjoy looking at.

Even if he was commenting on your body, your argument of “I’m 16 so you’re a predator!” is still very shitty. Your bio consists of “my names chloe” and includes links to your blog, ask box, and submit box. How the hell is anybody supposed to know how old you are until you specify?

Someone made a harmless comment and now some rabid assholes are doxxing him and threatening his children because you threw a fit then branded him a sexual predator. Great job.

shut the fuck up she’s 16 and when a 40+ year old man made a comment calling it sexy and she told him to not call her sexy because she’s underage, rather than withdrawing his comment and apologising he blamed her for him making a sexual comment on a photo showing off a pair of shorts. he got weird and defensive against her being uncomfortable about it when it’s his goddamn fault

why is it ok to you to defend a 40 year old man attacking a 16 year old girl for not accepting his sexual comment because it made her uncomfortable. it’s not ok. Stop.

He has every right to get defensive. By saying “fuck off i’m 16”, she’s heavily implying that he’s a pedophile who was calling an underage girl’s body sexy. She lashed out and insisted she wouldn’t tolerate any inappropriate comments on this picture. Of course he’s going to argue against this since he wasn’t talking about her body in the first place. It’s not a crime to think an article of clothing is sexy. I seriously doubt he’s getting offended at her being uncomfortable, he’s trying to defend the accusations being thrown at him. 

People are defending this man because he made a simple comment about some shorts and as a result, people are leaking his personal information and threatening his children because they think he’s a pedophile for saying shorts are sexy. In the same breath, these people are acting as if this girl is an innocent child who needs to be protected whilst claiming 16 year olds are mature enough to empower themselves by posting pictures of themselves online. Pick one or the other.

Guys, go to this man’s blog. He had to shut it down because his personal info was put out on the web and he received death threats. DEATH THREATS. For calling some short’s on a girl’s butt ‘sexy’.

This is why I really fucking hate tumblr.
Fuck you all.

Also, she was apparently 21 but deleted as soon as her lie was found out.

why am i not even fucking surprised

All this over a pair of fucking shorts. JFC. 

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the-misadventures-of-lele:

psychogemini:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

I will never not reblog this

"…but teenagers have no reason to be stressed."

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voodouqueen:

hopunk:

lowcutcaesar:

ishyagrrrl:

seeszarun:

This is deeper than color .

One white woman being kicked in the head doesn’t make it NOT about race.

Sza I was rooting for you and your thin ass vocals why would you post this?

The picture in question is from 2012, when a Lincoln police officer kicked a white woman in the head while she was handcuffed.
This officer was put on unpaid suspension, eventually resigned from the force and convicted of felony battery with a dangerous weapon.
Mike Brown, an 18 year old black boy, was shot in plain daylight for no reason, while stating that he was unarmed. his body was left out on the street for hours and Ferguson police called for back-up forces before they called the paramedics. The officer who shot Mike has not been named. The people of Ferguson, majority black residents, have been teargassed, shot at with rubber bullets and greeted by tanks and assault rifles in their attempts to protest and their calls for justice have been greeted by silence and SWAT teams. The officer has not been arrested and has not been named. He’s on PAID suspension. The police have been illegally arresting people and not telling them why and they still aren’t answering questions about the shooting.
so, tell me, you sing-sighing on the track ass bitch, is this deeper than color?

Yikes !!!!

voodouqueen:

hopunk:

lowcutcaesar:

ishyagrrrl:

seeszarun:

This is deeper than color .

One white woman being kicked in the head doesn’t make it NOT about race.

Sza I was rooting for you and your thin ass vocals why would you post this?

The picture in question is from 2012, when a Lincoln police officer kicked a white woman in the head while she was handcuffed.

This officer was put on unpaid suspension, eventually resigned from the force and convicted of felony battery with a dangerous weapon.

Mike Brown, an 18 year old black boy, was shot in plain daylight for no reason, while stating that he was unarmed. his body was left out on the street for hours and Ferguson police called for back-up forces before they called the paramedics. The officer who shot Mike has not been named. The people of Ferguson, majority black residents, have been teargassed, shot at with rubber bullets and greeted by tanks and assault rifles in their attempts to protest and their calls for justice have been greeted by silence and SWAT teams. The officer has not been arrested and has not been named. He’s on PAID suspension. The police have been illegally arresting people and not telling them why and they still aren’t answering questions about the shooting.

so, tell me, you sing-sighing on the track ass bitch, is this deeper than color?

Yikes !!!!

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  • White people: *reads/watches a book/movie about a Dystopian world* wow those poor people being oppressed by the government and authority.they have every right to fight back and should start a revolt.Nobody should be treated this way!
  • POC: *actually oppressed by government and police authority*
  • *are prosecuted each and everyday*
  • *gets killed and beaten by the police while being unarmed*
  • *gets Fed up and start protesting against all this*
  • White people: ..
  • ...
  • ...
  • Wow like I understand that racial minorities are angry but that doesn't give them the right to riot and say that you hate the police and white people.You don't fight fire with fire! This isn't about race unless you make it about race! #weallbleedred

cindimayweathersson:

trickpapi:

Here’s a list of some of the people working in the Ferguson Police Department with pictures along with their work numbers and emails which I’ll list below.

tjackson@fergusoncity.com
rhenke@fergusoncity.com
dmcbride@fergusoncity.com
ddecarli@fergusoncity.com
rnabzdyk@fergusoncity.com
tzoll@fergusoncity.com

PD email is police@fergusoncity.com

Please reblog.

The fact that not all of them have pictures is a give away for how messy this police department is.

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eighthdoctor:

culumacilinte:

sparda219:

kohenari:

The photos and information coming out of Ferguson, MO this evening are shocking.

SWAT teams clearing out fast food restaurants, journalists arrested, full-scale police-as-military response to non-violent protest.

And yet perhaps the most amazing thing is that there seem not to be any elected officials willing to tell this police force to stand down.

Signal boost the fuck out of all of this. This is unconstitutional and illegal. The entire police force should be sacked for this, if not arrested themselves. 

This is fucking fascism, and it’s terrifying.

There are elected officials protesting.

One was tear gassed.

One was arrested.

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