I wish i was in high school how I am today.
Oh you dont like me, pfffft.
Oh you think you can make me mad , pffft.
Oh you dont wanna talk, pfffft.
This is the closest Disney will ever get to a certain joke.
SOMEONE REUPLOADED IT
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE
JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU
okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.
"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"
"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"
"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."
"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"
"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"
the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.
im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.
aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.
shit i swear i didn’t make up for notes cause if i did id make it sound less bogus part ii: electric boogaloo
the day after this happened, the friend i’d been out with, ganon, was at a bus stop when he was approached by a man with a wooden staff, a metal staff, two pairs of sunglasses, and no shoes. he asked if he was real or another hologram, and if he could touch him to be sure. once satisfied, the man talked about how he was a time traveller, chatting about regan and referring to cars as buffalo.
before he took his leave, he tried to sell ganon this broken wooden flute before giving up and just giving it to him. it smells like incense on the inside?
also, we tried to make a staff or wand or something out of the two but i think it just looks silly.
(size comparison: the laptop is about 18” width)
OK, now normally, while I’m a Star Wars geek, I don’t tend to reblog a ton of SW stuff. This, though… this just had me drooling over all the craftsmanship. Brilliantly done.
It cuts. Not like in the movies. It’s contained in glass instead of plasma or magnetic containment. Neat first generation prototype. Fragile and requires everyone to wear special glasses to avoid blindness.
You know if I’m reblogging Star Wars, it’s got to be something really cool.
Wow yes sign me up for a lot of these
I’ll take 500 please.
…..A …..a real lightsaber…….
-high pitch screaming-
probably my favorite part of elephants is the fact that you’re literally seeing one of few species that not only is probably on par with human sentience/intelligence, but also ages, matures and has proven itself to have a fairly similar growing up process as humans.
So like, we see this largeish gamboling elephant baby, but you’re basically looking at a giant toddler.
the babies!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!
I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.
I actually cried laughing.
EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH
this video this video is incredible
OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS
I am laughing so hard that my dad just came to see if i was okay.