Fav thing on the world: nice old people
most hated:nasty old people

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

one of us is gonna have to change

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

one of us is gonna have to change

(Source: bellybow)

crazysience:

Me before social events

(Source: foeverrlost)

ryanvallejo:

OG

More like 0 and a reloading symbol

ryanvallejo:

OG

More like 0 and a reloading symbol

deathbycoldopen:

butterflydm:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

killingmonstershuntinthings:

this makes me sad.. he was such a bad father..

I hated it when John talked to Dean

And the thing about this moment that gets to me so much — John is mad at Sam, so he takes it out on Dean in a petty way. In an episode that was about replaying patterns of their family life, that was a very telling note. Insulting/belittling Dean is John’s way of letting off steam after a frustrating conversation with his other son.

And what’s telling about that is that John raised Dean to be perfectly obedient and not to talk back; so when he’s taking his anger out on Dean it’s because he knows that Dean won’t say anything.  It’s the horrible parent equivalent of punching a pillow when you’re angry- except that in this case the pillow can actually feel all of the blows that land on it.

(Source: jensens14thfreckle)

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

Why cello there

This has 130 notes.
Y’all need to chill this wasn’t that funny

This is the post that put me over 500 followers. I hate everything

This is it. This is fuckin it. This is the legacy I leave on this god-forsaken website. This is what future generations will remember me for, after all is said and done and the world dies down, this is what will be recorded in the annals of history as the one thing I achieved in my entire existence, and its the stupidest goddamn thing I could have possibly done. With three words I immortalized myself as the cello guys, not knowing what I wrought, and here we now stand.

165,000 notes is way too many. 10,000 followers is way too many. Everything is way too many. This wasn’t that funny, but here we are. Here we are, sad and tired and full of regret, at the cusp of the world, and here I will rot with what could have been.

Know that I mean it from the bottom of my heart when I say that I loathe each and every one of you bastards for doing this.

Cell-out

littlemissnyx:

lonelyy-depressed-girl:

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

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I dont know why i thought of slavery reading this

seriousjones:

A girl was excited for her sweet 16, and she asked her boyfriend to buy her a car. He said yes. The night of the party, he didn’t come. She was very sad. Then she found out he’d died trying to drive two cars at once to her party. Like this if you love your boyfriend.

This nigga is pussywhiped ,broke and without hommies. I mean ok he didnt have money to buy a car so you know what ,he bought 2 mother***king bumper cars, cool.but intead of calling a friend to help him he drives both! I mean sure when i come from the market i dont care about the blood circulation in my arms and get everythin at once to da house but come on. And quite honestly its better he dead becuz his gf would have dump his ass the moment she saw him giving her a bumper car.

damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze
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omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

(Source: kingjrific)

kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

(Source: dilated)

The Deep Roads

(Source: edenprimes)